Way Too Many People Saw Abby Naked This Weekend!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The first show, all right. So Abby, wait too many people. So you're naked naked naked this weekend. Yeah, normally the only person who sees me naked is my cat |
| 0:07.9 | So the fact that probably like 200 people saw me naked this weekend |
| 0:12.0 | Jarring will your cat stop and stare when you're naked. Oh, yeah, she loves a look. She's obsessed with me |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah, Rickens used to just stand right outside the shower when I was in there. I'm like you judge me, aren't you? |
| 0:23.8 | It's sort of like living with a secret agent because she'll be like around the corner like peering at me |
| 0:28.3 | Or she'll just sit like sit down on a little tush and just stare at me |
| 0:32.7 | But you know, whatever you're into I'm not gonna kink shame my cats under that |
| 0:36.3 | Why am my dogs do not do that? No, I'm like better than you do |
| 0:42.0 | Got me there pod |
| 0:44.6 | I mean, I guess I have look at my cat all the time and she's not wearing clothes, so we're even |
| 0:49.2 | But I had one of those weekends where I was just kind of running all over the place |
| 0:53.6 | I went to my friend's lake house on Saturday and then right afterwards |
| 0:56.9 | I had to drive two hours to go to a charity event up in the northern part of the city |
| 1:01.2 | So I was kind of running running crazy run a rampant and so I'm at my friend's lake house and we're having a good time |
| 1:07.0 | You know, we're out on the boat and I'm gone on a jet ski driving it really badly by the way |
| 1:12.8 | Those are a lot for the drive |
| 1:16.2 | So my friend was like you should take the jet ski out before you leave and so I'm like okay |
| 1:20.0 | I've done a really good job of staying dry this whole time |
| 1:22.1 | So I get in the driver's seat. She sits behind me literally. We were going three miles an hour |
| 1:27.5 | It's just like Abby |
| 1:28.8 | Why are you in the fight or flight position? I'm like this is how I am all the time like hunched over like in my closet |
| 1:34.4 | Is that your first time on a jet ski? Yeah, yeah first time I was on a jet ski |
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