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Boars, Gore, and Swords

Watchmen 1x03: Space Junk Mother Mother

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

She Was Killed by Space Junk, the third episode of Lindelof's misleadingly named Lindelof's Watchmen sequel raises the bar. Ivan force feeds a bound & gagged Red the original graphic novel so that he's able to process the full weight and glory of Jean Smart & Regina King's performances.

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0:00.0

What do you think of the doctor?

0:03.2

What do you think of the Dr Manhattan deal though?

0:05.2

D'N-Dil, though? D'Dun-Duh-Duh-Duh-N-Duh-Nhuh-N-Dohhuh.

0:09.2

Map, moving buildings, flying,

0:14.0

the river crossing.

0:16.0

The river crossing.

0:17.0

Oh no!

0:18.0

Over the sea!

0:21.0

Forces over the sea.

0:24.0

Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game

0:26.0

Goh!

0:27.0

Sean Bean dies.

0:28.0

I'm Red Scott.

0:30.0

And I'm Ivan Hernandez.

0:31.0

And this is Bors Gore and Swords.

0:33.0

The third best third episode of Watchman podcast on the internet.

0:38.0

I think that we're behind the official podcast right now which is hosted by Craig Mason. Craig Mason? I don't think that we could

0:45.7

yes I don't think that we could compete with a HBO podcast featuring an HBO creator hosted by another HBO creator. I think that blows us out of the water.

0:56.3

The writer of the late 90s comedy Harlan Ellison vehicle Rocketman Craig Mason?

1:01.5

Ha ha, Harlan Ellison!

1:04.0

I would love to see Harlan Ellison's Rocketman starring Harlan Williams.

1:09.0

I did not realize I'd said it wrong until you said it back to me.

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