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Boars, Gore, and Swords

Watchmen 1x02: Bucephalus Was a Good Boy

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Martial Feats of Comanche Horsemanship, the second episode of Lindelof's misleadingly named Lindelof's Watchmen sequel is the main event. Ivan continues to cut through The Thin Blue Line and gets Red up to speed on exactly what the fuck Damon is smoking.

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The tip of the penis has to tastefully end right at the bottom of the testicles like a perfectly tied tie.

0:06.2

Don-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah, moving buildings, flying,

0:15.0

the river crossing.

0:17.0

The river crossing.

0:18.0

Oh no!

0:19.0

Over the sea!

0:22.0

Horses over the sea!

0:25.0

Game of Thrones Game, Both Thrones

0:27.0

Gonna Thrones game!

0:28.0

Sean Bean dies.

0:29.0

I'm Red Scott.

0:30.0

And I'm Ivan Hernandez.

0:32.0

And this is Bors Gore and Swords.

0:34.0

The third best Watchman podcast on the internet.

0:38.0

That's right guys, we're behind watching the Watchman and Koos Kustodia

0:42.0

Ipseus Kustodiat cast.

0:43.8

I don't know what that second one mean,

0:45.3

but I'm 100% all in.

0:47.0

I have to assume that those are the two leading Watchman

0:49.1

podcast at this point.

0:50.2

Oh, yeah, somebody posted one of the pictures

0:52.2

where a show like this with crazy fans obviously gets a million watchman podcast

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