Watchmen 1x04: Jean Patents
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
If You Don't Like My Story, Write Your Own, episode 4 of Lindelof's misleadingly named Watchmen sequel takes us completely off the rails in full mid-season genre tv fashion. Ivan & Red sit down for tea in Bezos' balls and ponder if we're human or just two swamp clones in a simulation.
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| 0:00.0 | This hero raised by a loving family that's still around and supported and validated it. |
| 0:05.1 | When. |
| 0:06.1 | Never. |
| 0:07.1 | Don-d-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-hmm, moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh no! |
| 0:20.0 | Over the sea! |
| 0:22.0 | Fources! Over the sea! Horses over the sea! |
| 0:25.0 | Game of Thrones Game. |
| 0:26.0 | Both Thrones game! |
| 0:27.0 | Oh! |
| 0:28.0 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:32.0 | And this is Alan Moore didn't want this. Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:32.6 | And this is Alan Moore didn't want this, a Watchman Podcast. |
| 0:37.1 | I would love if that were the unofficial subtitle |
| 0:41.2 | of this sub section of of the podcast because Alan Moore did not want this. |
| 0:47.8 | This is he has taken his name off of it he has made his opinions known. He has, if you believe Damon Lindeloff, placed an |
| 0:56.9 | ancient curse upon him, which I think that might just be Damon Lindeloff working himself into an ancient curse. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, it seems like he would agree to an ancient curse just for the publicity. |
| 1:09.0 | Ha ha ha ha! |
| 1:10.0 | He's like, yeah, I gotta get that ancient curse pub. |
| 1:13.0 | Listen, they say there's no publicity like ancient curse publicity. |
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