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Boars, Gore, and Swords

WYSBW: HBO's Watchmen

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Despite having the same name as the comic book, Damen Lindelof's Watchmen is a direct sequel to the source material. Confused? Fortunately Ivan has a doctorate in Graphic Novels (NEVER CALL THEM THAT) and Red's here to stand in for the audience and ask the questions that need to be asked.

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0:00.0

I need to work through my relationship with my dad in the form of two Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

0:05.4

D'An-Dun-Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh-Nah-Duh-Nah-Dohhuh... moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.

0:15.0

Oh no!

0:18.0

Over the sea!

0:20.0

Horses over the sea! See! And this is who watches the watchman us it's us who watches the watchman I swear to God if we started a

0:36.9

fucking watchman podcast I'd kill myself and you

0:40.4

Guess what guys we're starting a new Watchman Podcast.

0:43.4

It's all coming to an end.

0:44.4

I cannot wait to fucking travel across this great United States on my way to murder you for

0:50.3

making me have to do a fucking watchman podcast.

0:53.0

We are covering...

0:54.0

I don't know why people are obsessed with this stupid fucking book.

0:58.0

I...

0:59.0

Well, first of all, we're not covering the book, we are covering HBO's The Watchmen by the Watchmen.

1:04.4

The Watchmen?

1:06.1

Sure. The Watchmen.

1:08.8

By.

1:10.0

Oh, one second ago you're like,

1:12.2

oh, who cares about this book? The next second you're like, oh, who cares about this book?

1:13.6

The next second you're like, uh, get the title right, nerd.

1:15.8

I bet you're gonna call the superhero team, the watchman, right?

1:19.1

They're the Minutemen.

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