You're on the virtue all right Romeo. You think you might have screwed up badly and need parents

advice to let you know if you went over a line. Yeah, you know, I think I might be justified

in what what the situation was, but you know, I wanted to run it by the moms of the

Bert Show, but the dad of the Bert Show, the big brother of the Bert Show, and happy.

Nothing to you. She's a cat mom. Okay. No, yes. So the, I thought about that earlier

and I was like, I'll do that. So the other day, like a few weeks ago, I got invited to a

friend's house and it was like a family get together and it was like, just like, I think

they were celebrating a birthday. And obviously there was like all these other people in

there as well. And there just so happens that there was this one family with this one

little monster. I was going to say another word, but it was this little kid and he, I don't

know what happened, but I know the age. Can you guesstimate? I'm going to say like five.

Okay. All right. Like big enough to kind of talk. And is that not like five?

This is the way they start such a young single. I totally fail you. I have a two-year-old

and he's not like talking like super coherently, but I'd say like talking, talking three.

Okay. Let's say between three and five. Yeah. Okay. Somewhere around there. Like small

enough for me to like lift my knee up and like go hit him in the head. Okay.

All right. Anyways. So as soon as I walk in and I say hello to everyone, I meet the

families and like I say hello to like this. This wasn't part of her family, but this was

part of like the like a family friend. And as soon as I see this little kid, it was like

we made eye contact and like the energy like it was immediate. Like he didn't like me.

I could tell. And I was just like, okay, that's weird. And then like, I'm saying hello

and I don't know where I feel so many kicking me. And I'm like, huh? I look down. I'm thinking

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