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If Your Partner Is In The Mood But You’re Not, Do You Still Get Frisky?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

If you're not in the mood but you're partner is feeling frisky do you usually: have sex or tell ‘em it’s NOT happening! Our poll might shock you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue. There he is, taping on your shoulder and bed after a long day, you've

0:08.8

been with the kids, maybe you've been at work, maybe you've been dealing with bills, right?

0:13.8

You're exhausted. All you want to do is sleep. He gets into bed after gaming for six hours.

0:19.3

It's all fired up by Zelda and Zelda. Don't forget Princess Peach. He's too major hotness.

0:31.8

And, you know, taps you on the shoulder and it's clear. With what? Well, you're assuming it's

0:42.0

this figure. And you're exhausted, right? You're really not into it, but you know, you man or

0:48.4

you woman has needs also. So the question that I put on Instagram yesterday was, look, at the end

0:54.7

of the day, when your significant other wants to go there and you don't, do you go for it anyway

1:01.6

and just give him or her what they need for the night or you just like, talk to your own hand

1:07.4

because I'm just not into it. We were having this conversation off the air yesterday in studio,

1:15.1

right? And I was, we wrote, all of us were joking about it. But there was one person in here that's

1:21.1

like, no, if I am not into it, man, no, it's just not going to happen. Forget it. Go do your own

1:26.8

thing. But if I'm not in the mood, I am not sacrificing this area for your happiness.

1:32.0

It was me. I appreciate you keeping me in on this. But I will.

1:38.0

Yes, you were very passionate about this. Like, look, hey, my body, I'm not into it. If you know

1:43.0

what, if he's got needs, he can take care of it, but absolutely not, right? So I listened to you

1:48.2

yesterday and then I went home and I'm like, I wonder if most people are like this or if you

1:55.6

are just at the end of the day, like, look, as probably as I'm going to take it along,

2:00.2

he's got needs. She's got needs. All right. Let me just try to put everything aside and just be

2:06.6

physical. Let me take my big girl paintings off and do this. It's only going to take 30 seconds.

2:11.2

It's only I could do anything for 30 seconds. So I put a poll up on Instagram yesterday on my

2:18.6

story and it just says, you're not in the mood. Do you option number one, give significant

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