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Android, and Echo devices. Good evening. Table for one? Yes, please.

Write this way. Hey, smarty pants. In case you couldn't tell, I'm an fancy-ish restaurant.

Hello, my name is Charles. I'll be your waiter. Hi, Charles. Can you bring me something fruity?

We've got fruit cups, fruit salad, fruit cobbler. I'm out of banana. Banana bread, banana pancakes,

bananas foster. Not just a banana. Would you like it peeled, sliced, cubed, fried, roasted,

pickled? No, just a chunk. A chunk? Oh, in an app can put it in when I'm done chewing it.

Sir? Well, I'm not going to swallow it. You want a chunk of banana that you won't swallow?

I'm sorry, sir. This is an olive garden. Hey, smarty pants. Have you figured it out?

Do you know what I'm talking about? That's right. I'm talking about gum. Oh, we don't sell gum,

but you can have a stick of mine. Absolutely. But let me ask you, have you ever wondered how gum was

invented or what gum's even made of? Or if it's good for you? And what happens if you do swallow it?

I don't know. Well, looks like it's time for another whiff of science on.

Hello, smart egg. Who's smart?

Who's smart is it you? Is it me? Is it science? Or history? Listen up. Everyone, we make smart

it. Lots of fun. A host of smart eggs.

People have been chewing on stuff for a long, long time. The ancient Greeks would chew resin

from the mastic tree. It's not very good. That's because resin is a natural goo that forms on

tree bark. Yuck. Arab people chewed on beeswax. Oh, it's not much better. And the Mayans discovered

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