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Ah, there's nothing I like to do in more than hiking through the woods with my friends on a beautiful,

sunny day like today. There's the sweet smells of the forest, the sounds of birds in the air,

the sights of squirrels and the trees, and of course bears.

Yep, there's one over there, and another one over there.

Ah!

And a third one over there.

Bears, bears, bears, oh my!

Quick, what do we do? Check the survival guide.

Quick, I have it right here. It says, if you encounter a bear, you should A, run,

B, stand your ground, or C, put on a wizard's hat and cast a spell to bring on winter.

What do you think, smarty pants?

Wait, the survival guide is multiple choice?

Huh, just pick one. Bears are too fast to outrun, so I know A isn't the answer.

And obviously, C was just a joke. There's no such thing as with... Wait, what are you wearing?

My wizards hat. I always bring it hiking. That and plenty of water.

Now, what's that spell to bring on winter?

Oh yeah, at play, itte, oh sna, at play, itte, oh sna.

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