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Android, and Echo devices. Hey, smarty pants. Today, I'm hanging out in the park with my dog,

Smarticus. We're having a picnic. A packed basket of my favorite foods. I got PB&J sandwiches,

cut into triangles, string cheese, goldfish crackers, watermelon,

tatos salad, and of course dog biscuits for Smarticus.

What is that? You hear that? Ah, get out of here.

Choo fly. Choo. Ah, get off my potato salad fly. My mom made that.

What? Tell your mom her tatos salad is delicious.

Oh, you did not just barf on my mom's potato salad.

Of course I barfed on your mom's potato salad. That's how flies eat.

We don't have teeth, so we barf on our food to liquefy it with our acid in our barf.

And then we slurp it up with our probescus, which is sort of like our own straw.

Cool, right? Gross. But kind of cool. But definitely more gross than cool.

Say, do you know anymore gross but cool facts about flies?

Um, I don't know. Do you know things about being the narrator of a podcast called Who Smarted?

Huh, silly question. What's your name? My new gross but cool friend.

Bo-ly big fly. Oh, and it's bo-ly with four z's by the way.

Okay, Busy. Me and my smarty pants friends want to know. Why do flies exist? The flies really eat poop.

Ew.

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