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War Of The Roses Update: Is Her Husband Sneaking Around With Another Woman While She's At Work?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Her husband is a stay-at-home dad. At first he hated it, but things changed after he connected with a single mom. The two spend a lot of time together, and now she suspects they're more than friends. Are her suspicions correct? We'll find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Huh?

0:00.8

It's Bertia.

0:01.6

Hi, are we ready to do the catch a cheater here?

0:03.3

Um, cause this one was gonna be, this is gonna be messy if, um, if he's messing around

0:08.6

because he's a single dad and he'd been hanging out a lot with another single mom in

0:15.3

the house.

0:16.9

And Brigitte is wondering, man, is my house been messing around on me or not?

0:23.3

Come on in Brigitte, you are part of the Bertia.

0:26.0

Hi.

0:27.0

She's not there yet.

0:28.0

Okay.

0:29.0

All right.

0:29.9

Well, what you want me to do?

0:30.9

Well, here you go.

0:31.9

I will, uh, I will break down, um, the nitty gritty of what's going on here.

0:35.8

So he is, yes, a stay at home dad.

0:37.8

There is a single mom that he has befriended and they have been doing play dates and hanging

0:44.8

out.

0:45.8

And it was fine in the beginning.

0:47.6

However, now when she comes home, she's like, there isn't a dirty spoon.

0:52.1

There's only one dirty diaper.

0:53.6

Like he literally has not been here all day long.

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