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Kristin Feels Bad About How She Wants To Celebrate Her Birthday

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Kristin's birthday is coming up, and she already knows what she wants...peace! Just a weekend alone with her baby. But she feels like a bad mom for wanting this. So we need some moms to help Kristin feel better. Is she the only one feeling like this? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue your mom you got a birthday coming up and you're thinking you know what?

0:05.4

I don't know that I want to spend that birthday with my kid

0:09.4

And now you're having all sorts of mommy guilt. What kind of person?

0:13.8

I know right what kind of person would feel that who would have the audacity to feel that I

0:23.2

Would like moms to call up

0:26.2

Am I a bad mom because I don't want to spend my birthday with my family.

0:32.9

I think those that don't know like what your situation is.

0:36.6

Might want to like the details. I think exhausting here. Yes.

0:41.6

I have a wonderful husband. We will be married five years as of tomorrow. We've been together for 16.

0:49.7

I have a child that I have long for and yearn for went through two rounds of IVF and he is just beyond perfection.

0:57.2

I adore Jimmy. I adore my husband. But I also miss my alone time.

1:04.4

And the idea of having a spa day to myself is

1:09.6

exhilarating and by spa day, I mean spa weekend.

1:14.8

Month. No.

1:16.9

Just a weekend. My birthday conveniently falls on a Friday.

1:22.7

That Friday is going to be my Friday off from the Burt show. And I

1:28.4

I

1:30.4

I would really like me and a girlfriend to spend the day at a spa.

1:35.7

But as soon as I that thought crossed my mind, I was like, am I a bad mom?

1:41.9

And a bad wife for not wanting to spend my birthday with my child and my husband.

1:46.8

Well, you got to be fair because Jimmy's birthday just happened.

1:49.7

Uh-huh. Did you give him the option to spend his birthday alone?

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