War Of The Roses Update: Is Her Husband's Paranoia A Sign He's Cheating?

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🗓️ 28 April 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Her husband's paranoia has become too much for her. He's always accusing her of cheating, and now she's questioning him! Is his paranoia projection of the shady things he's doing? We're going to help her find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	He is accusing her of cheating like quite often.
0:05.9	She's not and she's like he's accusing me so often and he's so sure about it that
0:11.5	I'm almost starting to wonder if he's the one cheating.
0:15.0	So she wanted our help last night to try to get to the truth of the whole thing with
0:18.9	to catch a cheater.
0:19.9	What are the roses?
0:20.9	He, our listener Terry has been with her boyfriend for about two years and it's her
0:24.5	longest relationship but it's not his.
0:27.0	He was with his ex for almost three years.
0:29.3	She really loves his guy.
0:30.7	She thinks they have something special and they're on the path to marriage but he's been
0:34.4	acting kind of weird lately and he was honest with her about why he and his ex broke up.
0:39.6	He had cheated on his ex and had been for months because he had all these convincing excuses
0:45.2	and reasons as why it happened and Terry believed him and thought it was situational but
0:49.5	now he's been acting shady and accusing her of cheating all the time which he says she
0:53.9	would never ever do.
0:55.8	And then she found that theory that cheaters often accuse other people of doing what they
1:00.3	themselves are doing so she wanted to test him to make sure he's on the straight and narrow.
1:05.2	Okay, so usually we have her on right now to give her the results but she's not here.
1:14.1	At 8.29 a.m., I received a text from Terry.
1:19.0	I'm really nervous and having second thoughts.
1:22.2	I'm not prepared for the results.
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