This Man Created A Schedule To Satisfy How Many Women?!

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🗓️ 28 April 2022

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We've heard of couple creating a sex schedule in their relationship. But that it typically between two people. In this man's case, we created a schedule to satisfy is NIVE WIVES! Listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	That's virtue.
0:01.0	All right, so we have talked about sex schedules on the show before, right?
0:08.1	Where, look, your life just gets in the way of having sex.
0:11.6	You got kids maybe, he's working, you're working also.
0:16.7	So and he just realized we have no time.
0:19.4	Zero.
0:20.4	So you decided the time block.
0:21.4	So you know Sundays, eight o'clock, we're doing it.
0:25.8	8 p.m.
0:26.8	Sorry.
0:27.8	We'll wait for morning people.
0:31.2	Yeah.
0:32.2	I was like, hey, yeah.
0:34.8	Where was I last night?
0:37.4	My fiance's daughter had a basketball game and we got home at eight and we had to pass
0:40.4	a whole bunch of restaurants and stuff on the way home and like look at all of the people
0:44.1	eating at eight.
0:45.1	This is crazy.
0:46.1	That's me nice.
0:47.1	I think we can have a 3 30 or 4 right?
0:51.1	8 o'clock on a Sunday and Kristen's like, are we going to a rave?
0:54.4	Are you insane?
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