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War Of The Roses: She Wants To Break Her Best Friend Up For Christmas!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Her best friend has been married for almost a year and she’s never liked the husband! Which is why we're testing him for #WarOfTheRoses! Can we break them up before Christmas?

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

All right, we need to do a war of the roses here because our listener, Lauren's best friend,

0:06.2

has been married for almost a year.

0:08.1

She's never like the best friend's now husband, and she wants to get all nosy and bud in a little bit.

0:14.1

Hey, Lauren.

0:15.5

Good morning.

0:16.4

Good morning.

0:17.7

All right, so for Christmas, you want to break up your best friend's marriage.

0:22.6

I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so nice.

0:27.2

Yeah. I'm concerned. It's the way, you know, this is how Jesus wanted this birthday spent.

0:32.6

Sure. It's just the season. Yeah. All right. So what did you want us to do? And I will tell you

0:37.1

ahead of time, we've already done this.

0:38.4

So we have results for you this morning.

0:41.0

Oh, okay.

0:42.8

Wonderful.

0:44.2

So essentially, here's the story.

0:47.3

My best friend has been married for almost a year.

0:50.1

And I've honestly never really liked her now, husband.

0:56.9

I've just never really felt like he was good enough for her for typical reasons. He doesn't really put in a lot of effort into their relationship,

1:03.0

that kind of thing. And the cherry on the top for me was we were all out together one night a couple of

1:09.4

months ago before they got engaged.

1:11.5

And I saw him getting a little too close with a girl while my bestie and I, we were playing

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