She Found A Box Full Of Playboy In His Attic And Got The ICK!
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🗓️ 17 December 2024
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. I got a friend that thinks his, I guess we could call her a girlfriend, |
| 0:05.5 | is totally overreacting to the depth of her ick of this situation. Okay, you ready for this? |
| 0:11.0 | For those that don't know what ick is, Abby? An ick is kind of like getting cringe from your partner. |
| 0:16.6 | So like, and it's got to be something innocuous. Like maybe they wear Birkenstocks and all of a sudden you can't see them in a romantic |
| 0:23.0 | light anymore because you're like, you shouldn't be, why are you as a grown man wearing |
| 0:26.6 | burk and stocks? |
| 0:27.7 | It's always like superficial, petty things that kind of make you go, hmm. |
| 0:30.8 | Okay, this one might be a little more serious than that, but he's got a good alibi. |
| 0:36.3 | So he's dating a girl for about three months now, I guess. |
| 0:40.4 | I guess they're calling themselves girlfriend, boyfriend, but they're in that phase. |
| 0:45.0 | And they were, he wanted some help putting up his Christmas decorations over the course of the last |
| 0:50.9 | couple of weeks. And she's like, I got nothing going on. You want some help? I'll do it, right? |
| 0:55.2 | So he lives in a house that still has an attic. |
| 0:57.3 | This is on the West Coast. |
| 1:00.1 | So he goes up, gets some of the decorations and comes on down. |
| 1:04.5 | Then she goes on up and gets a storage box of stuff also and starts to bring it down also. |
| 1:09.3 | But while she's up there, she stumbles upon two or three storage bins of playboys from decades. |
| 1:19.0 | I mean, it's like a collection of playboys over the course of the last 30, 30 something years. |
| 1:25.5 | All right. |
| 1:26.1 | So she sees it and she's pretty icked out by it, right? |
| 1:31.1 | Because it is storage bin after storage bin after storage bin. |
| 1:35.3 | I don't know how many we're talking about here, but it's got to be in the hundreds. |
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