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War Of The Roses: She Want's Proof She's His Only Mistress?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. This situation is different from what we're used to. In this case, our listener is dating a MARRIED man! He's already cheating, but she wants to verify that he doesn't have multiple mistresses. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Uh, Fertia.

0:01.6

Like, mistresses have rights too.

0:04.0

That we're really talking about here.

0:05.8

Everybody has rights.

0:07.2

Does the mistresses have...

0:08.9

The mistresses demanding to be respected, actually, even though...

0:12.6

Oh, sorry.

0:14.0

What was the time for?

0:15.1

No, it's glucose monitor, right?

0:17.8

That's what's happening.

0:19.1

OK.

0:20.2

I'm complicated.

0:22.4

Yeah, you are.

0:23.2

I'm trying to think out a way just to say this really quickly

0:25.7

and just tell you as what's going on with that sound.

0:29.6

But I have always been pre-diabetic for whatever reason.

0:32.8

My mom, my mom's side, my dad.

0:34.6

I know this.

0:35.6

Yeah, so I've got diabetes on both sides of my family.

0:38.0

Hmm.

0:39.0

My mom, grandparents, great, all of it.

0:42.4

Pass down to me.

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