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War Of The Roses: She's Convinced Her Husband Is Having An Affair With Her BFF!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Our listener is convinced her husband is having an affair with her best friend. All she wants from us is solid proof so she can expose her friend, and we're willing to help her. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue

0:10.5

Bert is staring out the window just staring out the window

0:14.7

Just staring out the window and we're about to go back on the air and he has his music still blaring and its music that is playing

0:22.3

The music that's playing is music for franity. Oh, so I'm sitting here and I'm doing this

0:30.0

I got to hear that so then I literally take a pin and I throw it at the wind you window

0:35.3

But you were turning around as it hit the window you missed the pin. I didn't even know right by

0:41.0

I did that

0:43.0

You know why I was so if I was like a guy in jail

0:46.6

Just waiting for the sense to be over here. You know sure looks like freedom

0:52.6

I mean I hear it was that was a nice shot. It was it was very good throw and I always play music

0:58.1

While we're either in commercials are you guys are listening to music?

1:01.0

I always play music in here just to keep myself like if it's not if there's nothing going on in here

1:05.7

I just get really really tired. So sometimes I'm not even listening to the music

1:09.9

I just know that there's something going on and I guess there's a whole bunch of f bombs man

1:14.6

They were going off

1:16.6

And you just had no idea

1:18.6

I

1:21.9

So he or she think they think they are getting away with it right now

1:26.4

I am really curious before we launch into this email because she's convinced that her husband she knows

1:32.0

She knows her husband is messing around

1:34.1

Who right now is in a situation where your man or your woman you already know that she

1:40.8

Dean they think they are getting away with it. They don't know that you know

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