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The Bert Show

Want Free Birth Control? Listen To This!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes the universe gives you signs that you aren't ready for kids. What was producer Keity’s sign? Hanging out with Kristin’s kid while in *this* state! She'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:02.3

You want birth control?

0:03.3

If you could go to your doctor, you can get yourself some drugs, prescription medications

0:06.8

for that.

0:07.8

Or you could just hang out with kids and it's more natural childbirth and that'll do it

0:12.4

sometimes.

0:13.4

Exactly.

0:14.4

And I'm not sure if you all have seen videos where people will post their kids doing something

0:17.3

so crazy.

0:18.3

That's so terrible.

0:19.3

And in the comments they say, well, my baby fever's gone, that natural birth control

0:23.1

just can't do that.

0:24.1

Is it like those videos where the kids get into like some white paint in the warm walks

0:27.8

into a room and like the entire couch is covered in paint and the floor and the rug

0:31.8

is covered in paint and the children from head to toe are covered in paint.

0:35.3

Yes.

0:36.3

Videos like that.

0:37.3

Okay.

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:39.3

For me, mine is that baby that covered himself in peanut butter that everyone thought was

0:41.6

so funny.

0:42.6

Everyone was like, ha, so cute, I saw a nightmare.

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