Listen, it's The Bird Show.

All right, first of all, I want to thank Abby and Rebecca.

I want to thank you guys for doing the job that I just can't do anymore, right?

And that was each and every year there'd be a reality TV show that was becoming popular, that I really didn't want to watch what I got sucked in,

because I feel like we always have to be on top of things you guys were talking about.

So there I am getting sucked into secret lives of Mormon wives and liking it until this year.

But this is the one that I finally put my foot down on.

And this was Love Island, right?

I watched the first episode because you guys

made it sound so intriguing. It is showing up in my algorithm all the time. This is the one I'm digging

in going, no, no, no, I am not wasting any more of my life watching these kind of shows. But I'm so

tempted every day because there's more drama each and every day.

Yeah, when it comes to public servants, there are first responders, Marines, the Army and Navy.

And then there's me and Rebecca watching Love Island so you don't have to.

Making Love Island watching my job has been my goal.

I think ever since I started here.

Now if my boyfriend complains about me watching it, I can say, I'm working right now.

Please don't bother me.

Exactly.

Thank you for doing the dirty works for those of us that don't have to.

It's been an honor, honestly.

Now, I know it's a little bit easier to get the women on board because women historically love trashy reality TV. But if you're a guy, the reality TV you're

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