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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 29 September 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV’s Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone’s Butt Is Not A Tourette’s Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger Depp Stars In The Pirates Of The Pronouns 00:20:17:07.10 House, Linux OS, And Malware DID Alters / DID Merch 00:25:20:08.03 News Bloopers 00:28:55:11.12 Sign Up […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, September 29th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	Let's listen to a politician get fingered in the butthole.
0:08.0	Plus, when you swallow a tackle box full of metal two dads, you're gonna have a tummy ache.
0:13.0	And Disney World's new atomic wedgie ride has not been a huge hit with families.
0:19.0	All coming up today.
0:23.0	I met him in person and I looked in his eyes.
0:28.0	You need to look in these men's eyes, ladies to see who and what you damn see.
0:33.0	Cause you might see some shit.
0:35.0	You don't wanna fuck with.
0:38.0	Or you might see some shit that you know when they put the dick in your pussy, the shit is gonna be.
0:45.0	It gonna be a flatline, the dick might be good, but it gonna be a flatline in my mind.
0:52.0	I'm not gonna call in my mind. I'm not gonna call in my mind.
0:55.0	I'm gonna call in my head.
0:56.0	Like, you can't give me no hair if you can't bust deals with me.
1:00.0	You know, you can't acknowledge this hair.
1:03.0	Most of you can't see me up here.
1:08.0	He sent me a picture, his dick.
1:11.0	I don't know why the young man, the young boy liked to send me dick pics, but he sent me a picture's dick.
1:19.0	It was nice and fat and long.
1:21.0	And wet because he had jacked it all.
1:24.0	So it will come coming out as dick.
1:27.0	I looked at the picture.
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