A Brain Eating Cannibal Has Been Returned To Society

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970’s Goat Preacher’s Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And Hot 00:20:06:00.42 Meade Played Live And The Crowd Went Mild 00:23:43:05.38 Daniel Larson’s Head Banging Temper Tantrum Becuase People Think He’s A Creep 00:26:48:01.63 Sign […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freak, it's Monday, October 2nd, 2023, coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	Sotanic Amputations.
0:07.4	Plus, the sounds of a church service for deaf people, giving yourself a concussion to prove
0:13.2	you aren't attracted to children, and a brain eating cannibal has been said free.
0:18.2	No one is safe.
0:21.9	Distorted few daily.
0:23.8	Proudly presents a mother catching her son watching porn online.
0:29.7	I have to have your dad talk to you about this.
0:32.0	Mom's not very good at it.
0:33.5	No, Mom, I-
0:34.5	Listen, Mom, I was searching around-
0:37.3	I was searching around the-
0:39.1	I was searching around the-
0:40.1	Why are you playing with yourself?
0:42.7	I was searching around the internet.
0:44.7	Oh my gosh.
0:45.7	Okay.
0:46.7	No, I was searching around the-
0:49.5	Mom, Mom, I was searching around the internet, and all of a sudden, I was downloading this thing,
0:57.3	and I got a computer virus.
0:59.1	I want to see it.
1:00.1	Show me what you were downloading.
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