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Distorted View Daily

That Bullshit Alphabet

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Heya! Got a Best Of Show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a brand new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0

10 back here with you to introduce a best of show. Yes, doing the best of show on a Thursday for everyone

0:08.4

Side Joe Freaks are going to get a brand new episode of DV a little bit later today and then of course

0:13.2

I'll be back on Friday for another new episode for everyone the

0:18.8

Classic and teaked

0:21.6

Poutine episode of DV. I have for you today comes from all the way back in

0:27.6

2017 now long time listeners of the show know I'm

0:32.1

Kind of obsessed with the alphabet over the years. I have decided that some letters just aren't even needed anymore

0:39.7

We you know, I really tried to condense the alphabet down

0:43.5

I've tried to rearrange letters of the alphabet the way certain letters are pronounced

0:49.7

You know sound it out. I have a lot of thoughts and opinions on the topic while apparently what started all of this

0:57.1

Was a clip I played from a well-known U-Tard who is in fact a crazy person

1:03.4

It's all starting to make sense, huh? I get all of my dumb ideas from the morons

1:08.4

I feature on the show and this is a big moron. He's such a moron. He literally changed his name to the n-word

1:16.3

David super n-word

1:18.4

It's a great program very entertaining take a listen. Oh, you know, there there may be an utterance of the n-word word to

1:26.8

If you're sensitive to you know, it's his name. He was somehow legally able to change his name

1:32.0

There's some sort of clerical loophole. He exploited. Uh, so yeah, you know, if you're sensitive about that word

1:39.5

Uh, you might want to skip this episode of dv

1:42.5

Actually, you might just you might not want to listen to dv at all find a different podcast

1:47.6

I hear the office ladies is really good this week. They're recapping episode number 392

1:54.4

Anyway, I will be back later today again for side show members with a brand new episode of dv until then enjoy this bullshit

2:01.2

Today's episode of distorted view daily is brought to you by trojan ultra-relax fit condoms

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