Wake Up Aholes - I SURVIVED Harlem!

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🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Opie and Ron the Waiter swap gut-busting tales of Harlem gentrification, flooded basements, and a first-night foodie fail that landed at Kennedy Fried Chicken—hilarious proof locals troll outsiders. Dive into raw rants on gut health ruining moods, AI crushing jobs, and why Howard Stern's dead air screams retirement. They torch Kid Rock's NYC boycott as pussy moves while exposing celebrity fame whys that baffle everyone. Plus, alien tech theories and ET drop-ins in 2027 spark mind-bending debates on humanity's exotic vibe. Tune in for unfiltered NYC chaos that'll leave you laughing and rethinking late-night stew—hit play now!

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0:00.0	Dock, do, do, do.
0:05.5	Good morning, everybody.
0:06.9	Welcome to my live stream.
0:08.8	That is Manhattan behind me, and it looks like it's going to be a cloudy day.
0:12.7	So I don't know if we're going to get that wonderful sunrise today, but that's all right, right?
0:16.9	That's all right, Ron.
0:18.2	Isn't that all right, Ronnie, Ron?
0:20.8	I'm your sunshine. You're my sunshine, Ron. Isn't that all right, Ronnie, Ron?
0:22.0	I'm your sunshine.
0:23.6	You're my sunshine. You're my sunshine, Ron.
0:24.3	Great skies are going to clear up. Put on a happy thing.
0:31.1	Something like that, right?
0:32.8	Yeah. How are you, Ronnie Biggs?
0:35.0	Good morning, everybody. Good morning. How am I? I survived the heart of darkness yesterday.
0:42.5	What's the heart of darkness? I was in Harlem. Oh, that's right. I was going to go, but it was like, you know, it was too cold and it was snowing yesterday a little bit.
0:55.4	And, you know, how was it, though?
0:56.9	How was your experience in Harlem?
0:59.2	Thank God it's been gentrified.
1:02.1	Thank God.
1:03.5	I was like, man, there's a lot of like, there's a lot of gay white boys around.
1:09.9	I'm not in danger. Oh, all around. I'm not in danger.
1:11.4	Oh, all right.
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