2 Car Crashes in an hour - LIVE at Gebhards

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🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Opie joined at Gebhards with Matt and comedianTony P. Matt involved in 2 car accidents within 60 minutes in NYC! Also, congestion pricing fixes nothing. Ron's rat-bite lies, Paul Simon "family" gifts, and Kathy Hochul is not HOT. AI mistakes Doritos for guns, glue for pizza sauce—tech's still a malakia. Catch the raw bar banter, nipple-ring confessions, and why chicken thighs beat breasts every time—hit play for unfiltered laughs and real-talk survival tips.

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0:00.0	Oh, there we are. Welcome to beer of the week. Well, we're doing beer the week right off the bat.
0:06.1	We are live at Gipods. And, uh, and I'm with Matt, my friend. And, uh, Ryan, the waiter's not here. So in early Christmas for Matt. Thank you so much. Look how happy you are, you sick, Mark.
0:21.8	I have the sniffles.
0:22.8	You shouldn't have.
0:24.7	I didn't get you anything.
0:26.7	Ron has the sniffles.
0:29.6	I don't know what's going on with Ron.
0:31.2	There's a rumor that is wood paneling collapsed because the floodwaters of Astoria
0:35.9	Queens took out of his apartment.
0:38.4	The panel came down and that exposed the rats.
0:41.1	And one of the rats supposedly bit around the waiter.
0:43.9	And he's in the hospital and he's getting shots.
0:46.7	Shots.
0:47.6	Well, yeah, he's got sniffles.
0:49.1	He's just bit by a rat.
0:51.2	He got bit by a rat.
0:53.8	I just get blown by stuck under the panel.
0:55.0	I just get blown my nose all the way.
0:57.7	See, we missed.
0:59.2	We missed Ron already.
1:02.7	But right before we turned this on,
1:04.0	we were trying to figure out how many lies he has told us.
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