Dems CAVED Getting Nothing & China has a TP Problem

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🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks off Veterans Day 500 ft above NYC with Ron the Waiter (who shows up late because he was on “shit #2”). We go DEEP on China’s new public-toilet system — scan QR code → watch ad → get exactly SIX squares of TP (repeat as needed). Opie declares it’s absolutely coming to America. Then we spiral into Shane Gillis bombing on Manningcast, how insane it is that Shane even got INTO West Point, Ron’s Mossad cousin nobody is allowed to talk about, Opie's possible-CIA West Point buddy who ghosted with all his clothes still in our closet, and finally the full Aunt Bea saga: the evil Polish witch-grandma who sued Opie's broke mother, had a backyard that literally only had clouds over it, and got left on her deathbed with “I’ll be in the car.” Plus: an incredible AI-animated Opie & Anthony Christmas special trailer drops, We somehow end up in Belle Harbor, Queens. Easily the most unhinged Opie Radio podcast yet. Happy Veterans Day — thank you for your service (and for letting us rant about this dumb shit).

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0:00.0	There we go. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. We are 500 feet above the streets in New York City. The sun is going to come up behind me. And there you go. I want to start by saying happy Veterans Day to everybody. Hope you have a good one. And I say, yeah, happy Veterans Day. Let's celebrate your military service.
0:23.5	Let's celebrate the people are no longer with us because they fought for this damn country
0:28.9	and gave me the opportunity to rant about stupid shit.
0:34.8	Because elsewhere in America, well, no, oh, my God, I said elsewhere in America I, it's not true yet, but, you know, we could be heading that way, especially here in New York City. So maybe that was a good, solid, fraud, and slip. But, you know, there are places around the world. You can't, you can't be just rant and raving about trying to find a stupid parking space in New York City.
0:57.2	I got a fly away.
0:58.7	That's, okay, I got rid of the fly away.
1:00.5	Good morning to Nick.
1:01.9	Good morning to Ted Paloata.
1:03.3	Good morning to Scott Watson.
1:05.0	There's one of our veterans right there.
1:07.1	Huah!
1:08.4	Did I do it right?
1:09.6	Zambafah!
1:10.8	Did I do it right? Sam B'ammer 5! Did I do it right?
1:12.7	The Marines celebrated their birthday as well.
1:15.6	So Scott Watson, I hope you and the rest of our veterans enjoy today.
1:20.8	Seriously, enjoy today.
1:23.1	Celebrate.
1:24.0	That's what we should be doing.
1:25.8	I just want to celebrate another day of love.
1:31.3	Is that our best celebration song?
1:35.3	I think it might be, right?
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