Waiting in Line

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Tim Daniels, Facts, Comedy, Knowledge, Tv & Film, Funny, Humor, Learning, Tom Reynolds, Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It’s something everyone has to do sooner or later, unless you’re wealthy, and that’s waiting in a line. But did you know that the idea of “lines” or “queues” is a modern invention? This week we discuss the pain that is waiting in a line as well as the ethics around cutting, fast passes, multi-lane lines, taking a number, and more. Also, a news report on the price of ketchup.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything.
0:11.2	I'm one of your host, Tom.
0:12.5	And I'm Christine again.
0:14.0	Christine again, back again.
0:16.0	Yeah, do you think we're all getting a little sick of me?
0:19.2	I can only speak for myself and say yes. Yes, same. me? I can only speak for myself and say yes.
0:22.2	Yes, same.
0:23.2	Unfortunately, I can only speak for myself and also like, what a tiresome broad.
0:28.7	Well, I mean, I wouldn't use such a derogatory misogynistic language.
0:33.7	Sure, sure, sure.
0:35.5	I thought that that era went away when Tim left.
0:39.2	Oh, he was the misogynist of the two of you.
0:41.7	He was the one who refused to allow women on this show or the patron.
0:45.0	He's all men all the time.
0:46.5	Yeah, so that's why, you know, when he's not here, that's the only time women can get a word in edgewise.
0:52.3	At least that's what I hear.
0:54.3	I'm always trying to get a word in edgewise. At least that's what I hear. I'm always trying to get a word in edgewise.
0:57.0	I have a shocking thing that happened to me earlier.
1:01.4	Oh my gosh.
1:01.9	When I went to the supermarket.
1:04.2	What is that big booming noise out your window? Are you hearing that?
1:07.6	No. Okay, maybe I'm imagining it.
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