Dating Etiquette

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Tim Daniels, Facts, Comedy, Knowledge, Tv & Film, Funny, Humor, Learning, Tom Reynolds, Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week we take a look into the ever-shifting world of dating etiquette: the 3-3-3 Rule, the dangers of becoming a "yap-trapper," and why the 1996 film Swingers is to blame for your relationship problems. Plus, a trip back to Elizabethan England to learn about the "armpit apple.”

Also: subway baseball teens, the "mystique" of non-New York area codes, and why you should never brag about dating a mid-level podcaster on a first date.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything.
0:10.4	I'm one of your host, Tom.
0:11.9	And I'm Christine.
0:13.4	Christine, you left like a pregnant pause there.
0:16.0	I know.
0:16.4	I thought you were going to keep talking.
0:17.9	No, I thought you were leaving people hanging like, oh, is Tim back?
0:21.6	It's me, Tim.
0:22.7	Oh, it's me, Tim.
0:23.8	Hey.
0:25.4	Do you guys miss me?
0:26.9	It's me, Tim.
0:27.9	Do I sound like him?
0:28.9	I was stuck in a broom closet the whole time.
0:33.5	I finally got my way out.
0:37.4	Yeah, Christine, you're back again.
0:39.3	Like it or not.
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:41.1	You didn't even invite me over.
0:42.6	I just climbed up the fire escape.
0:45.1	You're holding a gun up to me right now, forcing me to do this.
0:49.5	I would never.
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