Wacky Wednesday 151
United States of Murder
Ashley and Lacey
4.6 • 564 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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This week, we talk about an unusual method of cheating a DNA test, a paramedic who urinated in and on... everything, and a case about leaving a child at home.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Ashley and I'm Lacey. |
| 0:11.9 | And this is United States of Murder's very own Wacky Wednesday. |
| 0:17.3 | Welcome to Wacky 151. |
| 0:20.6 | Are you sure? Mm-hmm. I am sure. I think I misspoke a couple |
| 0:24.5 | weeks ago. He might have. Yeah. I did. I was thrown off and I mean, according to like our actual |
| 0:31.2 | uploader on Spotify. But yeah. I have one in a poll. I have one and some change. |
| 0:39.5 | Okay, I'm going to go first because this one's kind of long. |
| 0:42.3 | John Schneeberger is a Norris-Rhodesian-born criminal who drugged and sexually assaulted one of his female patients and also his stepdaughter |
| 0:56.3 | while working as a physician in Canada. |
| 0:59.5 | For years, he evaded arrest by implanting a fake blood sample inside a plastic tube in his arm, |
| 1:08.7 | which... |
| 1:10.0 | That's been done before someone in the U.S. I don't remember who, but that was a forensic |
| 1:13.6 | files episode. Yeah. So it messed up the DNA stuff. Yeah. Because it, you know, it's showing |
| 1:19.9 | it's somebody else. So he was accused of serious sexual crimes and convicted after successfully |
| 1:26.7 | foiling DNA test several times. |
| 1:29.2 | So on the night of October 31st, 1992, he sedated his 23-year-old patient, Candice, and |
| 1:36.9 | sexually assaulted her. He had given her Versed and it has a strong amnesiac effect. |
| 1:45.9 | She was still able to remember her assault and she reported it to the police. |
| 1:50.2 | So his blood sample was found to not be a match of the detected seaman, thus clearing him |
| 1:59.7 | of suspicion. |
| 2:01.2 | So in 1993, at a victim's request, the test was repeated, but the results were negative again. |
| 2:08.2 | In 94, the case was closed. |
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