Vitamins
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Josh of Deep South Texas brings the beans (via the bean machine) the topic of vitamins this week. Perfect timing as this week sees the launch of Three Bean Salad’s Vita-Plex injections for glossier skin and lukewarmer banter. For just 99.99.99 in any currency of your choice you can receive bi-weekly* intravenous pints of Vita-Plex. Vita-Plex contains an unique blend of vitamins, minerals and matter tested by “scientists” who promise they’ve done their own research and that’s the Three Bean Salad guarantee!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Now time to thank our partner on this episode, Sandals Resorts and British Airways Holidays. |
| 0:05.1 | When we go on holiday, we want a bit of luxury, don't we? |
| 0:08.3 | We work hard and we want to give ourselves a proper treat. |
| 0:11.2 | And at Sandals Resorts, that's what you get. |
| 0:14.2 | Scattered across the Caribbean, you can expect the best beaches, incredible accommodation, up to 16 restaurants per resort, unlimited premium brand drinks and |
| 0:23.6 | cocktails, loads of activities topped off with sensational sunsets, all included in the price. |
| 0:29.6 | It's a kind of luxury that means you can fully relax because everything, and it really is everything, is taking care of. |
| 0:36.6 | You can book all of this through British Airways holidays |
| 0:39.8 | with a low deposit and flexible payment plans |
| 0:42.3 | so you can spread the cost. |
| 0:44.1 | So, let's go. |
| 0:46.0 | You're all about the beach life now |
| 0:47.5 | to book your dream all-inclusive holiday |
| 0:49.6 | and mine to be fair, |
| 0:51.7 | visit b.com forward slash sandals. |
| 0:54.9 | Turns and conditions apply. |
| 0:56.5 | At all protected. |
| 1:06.3 | Hello everyone. |
| 1:07.5 | And welcome to three bean salad. |
| 1:09.3 | The show where three crazy guys talk about a topic sent in by one of you, you, you, the listener. |
| 1:20.6 | Literally something could happen. |
| 1:27.0 | Not anything. |
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