Show Us Your Onions
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
The Moon landings. The fall of the Berlin Wall. The conviction of Al Capone. Everyone remembers exactly where they were when the news broke of these landmark moments in history. Well get memorising your surroundings people because it’s about to happen again. That’s right. None of your common-or-garden bean-machine-spewed topics this week. Oh no. Prepare to drink in a world first and please welcome the inaugural episode of a podcast format that takes The Rule Book, tears it to shreds then pickles it to prevent spoilage in case it turns out we need it later after all - it’s “Show us your onions!”.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings. |
| 0:10.0 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:11.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:12.0 | Hello. |
| 0:13.0 | Welcome back. |
| 0:15.0 | You seem to unsure about that. |
| 0:17.0 | Well, I don't know if it's right thing to say. |
| 0:19.0 | They could be listening for the first time. |
| 0:20.0 | Yes. In which case, welcome. Welcome. Very welcome to say they could be listening for the first time yes in which case welcome welcome very welcome or they might be listening for the last time they might know this is the last one they've wanted to hear they're giving it one last radio in which case goodbye farewell they could be on a one-way NASA mission into the sun yes what would that achieve From NASA point |
| 0:37.8 | It's the kind of thing |
| 0:38.2 | That happens in films |
| 0:38.8 | Isn't it? |
| 0:39.1 | It's like we have to send |
| 0:39.9 | We've got to send one man |
| 0:41.4 | Into the centre of the sun |
| 0:42.7 | To save his daughter |
| 0:43.9 | It's always a daughter |
| 0:45.9 | You're the best roofer in Hertfordshire |
| 0:48.6 | Yes |
| 0:49.1 | You're the only man for the child |
| 0:50.8 | The one skill we don't have |
| 0:52.4 | Is retiling roofs We need to put a roof on the sun. |
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