Smells

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The bean machine emits most known smells most days as a byproduct of its relentless toil. In a few short moments the aromas belched forth could be resinous, minty, jazzy, agricultural or anything in between. Something it has never spat out, however, is the topic of smells but that’s all changed now thanks to Andrew of Bremen, Dorset. Tune in for a gripping discourse on the difference between Eau de Cologne (water from the city of Cologne) and Odour Cologne (the smell of the city of Cologne which is Eau de Cologne which is water from the city of Cologne) and more!!!

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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0:00.0	Speak, speak, speak ye muses of banter.
0:22.9	Speak to us so that we may relay your tale.
0:26.6	Oh, who are you talking to?
0:28.3	I'm just trying to summon the muses of chat for one last episode, this series.
0:33.7	That's right, it's the end of the series.
0:35.1	It's the end of the series.
0:36.4	We got there together, people. We did it. And think the end of the series. It's the end of the series. We got there together, people.
0:38.4	We did it.
0:39.9	And think about some of those highlights.
0:44.8	Who could forget?
0:48.8	Yeah.
0:50.7	When we talked briefly about Francois Mitteron probably
0:54.9	The Mitterrand section
0:56.3	It was eye-opening, wasn't it?
1:00.1	And eye-watering.
1:01.4	And eye-watering at the same time.
1:03.2	Which will happen if something is eye-opening for long enough.
1:05.3	Eventually.
1:06.2	And who can forget our big interview?
1:10.2	Oh, yeah.
1:11.4	Special guests.
1:12.5	Our special guest.
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