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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:39:16.28 Ben Shapiro Gets Down And Booty Hole Brown 00:08:45:23.02 Crazy Meijer Lady Is Back For More Meijhem 00:12:20:15.22 Lady Claims Kroger Grocery Store Is Gangstalking / Human Trafficking Her 00:18:54:17.76 Confronting An Ugly Wife In A Target Parking Lot 00:22:36:02.25 New Dickhole Guy Audio? 00:27:36:17.02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:24:16.41 Plan Your Next Visit To Beautiful Meth Island! 00:35:04:03.57 Drunk On Florida Man Beer 00:41:33:04.74 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, June 23rd, 2023.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	robbing a woman at gunpoint to steal her money
0:07.8	and her heart.
0:09.3	Plus, the least relaxing resort in America is meth Island.
0:13.6	Ben Shapiro reveals his booty hole is brown
0:16.7	and human trafficking at the grocery store.
0:22.8	Well, this next and final song
0:24.8	is going to be one that has made me pretty famous
0:27.1	over the last few years.
0:29.2	It has took me a lot of places I didn't think I would be at.
0:33.9	It was a privilege to be able to sing this one with,
0:36.8	Brian Free.
0:37.7	It's called Looking For City.
0:44.2	Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
0:47.4	boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
0:50.4	I didn't have you with me, so I was looking for a city
0:55.6	built above.
0:57.8	Looking for a city where I'll never die,
1:05.0	where the same in millions never say goodbye.
1:12.3	There will meet our safe Lord, and I love with you.
1:19.3	Come, I holy spirit, horror, hold dreaming.
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