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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:36:09.75 Annoying iOS Discord Changes 00:06:07:05.62 Christian Singers Love The Crippled 00:08:28:09.47 Quadruple Amputee Sings The Hits 00:13:29:11.57 More Unsavory Christian Gospel Tunes 00:17:54:06.38 Femboy Lover And Annoying Christian Tiktokker 00:23:13:00.74 Crazy Lady Takes A Hammer To House Windows 00:26:53:18.44 Gays! Stop Trying To Make “Padam” A Thing 00:30:29:15.56 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:18:04.32 Pussy Drone Goes Down 00:36:21:16.72 Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed 00:41:20:19.45 Maury Branded Paternity Tests Are Here! 00:44:30:19.20 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, June 26, 2023, coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	a cornucopia of crippled Christian crooners.
0:07.9	Plus, an ex-homosexual accidentally finds himself at a gay sex hotspot again,
0:13.2	paying a five-judge panel to write a report on how pretty your penis is,
0:16.9	and Mayday, Mayday, pussy-drome down.
0:23.2	Mommy, I want to ask you something.
0:26.8	What is it, dear?
0:28.6	What I wonder is, how did the baby get started in this?
0:33.7	Let me tell you how it is.
0:36.4	There's a special opening just in front of the place where you have your BM.
0:41.6	It's very, very tiny in a little girl, but as you grow, it grows too, right along with the rest of you.
0:48.1	Until when you're grown up, it gets to be just about this size.
0:52.8	The special opening that little girls have has a name, the penis.
0:58.2	Now, you know that little boys like our Johnny have a vagina.
1:02.1	When a boy grows up and is ready to be a father,
1:05.5	he is able to put his vagina into the penis, that special opening that mothers have.
1:11.7	Do you understand?
1:13.6	Yes, I think so, but if I forget it, you can always tell me again.
1:28.6	Yes, Dimension back here with you to kick off a new week.
1:40.6	Programs got a great one for you today, although at the top of the show, I would like to address
1:46.5	one thing that has been happening.
1:48.0	Look, I know a lot of freaks who participate and have fun in the discord are some of the most
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