Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:00.26 Flip Flopping Hoes 00:05:16:12.40 Explicit Rap Music Being Played On Store Speakers 00:08:22:19.78 Meade Defends Slavery And Gets Into A Fight With His Bestie 00:14:33:17.33 The Sounds of Furries Yiffing 00:19:51:22.77 Homeless Men Freakout On Cops (Part 872) 00:25:16:12.76 Woman Flees From Hit And Run, Hilarity Ensues 00:31:32:23.43 Sign Up For The Show! 00:32:59:16.30 Monkey Torture: The Monkey Future Is Looking Bleak 00:41:21:22.74 Cosplaying As A Child Protective Services Agent 00:44:47:19.48 Man Makes Like […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, June 21st, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.4	Oh, to those flip-flop and hos.
0:07.8	Plus, Tomato Skolden gets into a fight with his bestie,
0:11.5	the sounds of a cat suit furry and heat,
0:13.9	and making a monkey smoothie in the most grotesque way possible.
0:18.4	All coming up today.
0:22.9	Distorted view daily.
0:25.0	Browdly presents 700-pound rapper, humpbacked Trump.
0:55.0	She got out of two, on a slow, delivered ID, on gold.
1:00.6	Bitch, she got a bitch, she out of two, oh no.
1:03.4	Freedom legs and getting the bed.
1:06.0	Get her on the bed, the bed, full of shoddy, to the headboard.
1:11.5	On some naked shit, I ain't got some shit.
1:14.1	Whoo, bitch, she out of two, on gold.
1:17.1	I give her that bitch, she go, ma'am.
1:19.9	Then I give her this Tom, make a fucking run.
1:22.6	And baby talkin' out of shit, baby, shut up.
1:26.0	Yeah, you got a out of two, choke you up.
1:28.4	Put your legs on the bed, let me beat it up.
1:31.2	Yeah, don't fuck with a lame nigga, huh?
1:34.6	Bitch, she out of two, time, nigga.
1:37.1	This is the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.
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