On today's episode, we've got an emotional support alligator.

We've got people putting vegetable oil on monuments.

And we've got the dumbest, dumb, evil, caneval you could ever meet. Yes. Vince Caldera's got a new stand-up special. He's our guest. It's all on Dumb People Town. Stick around. Make us down. Come here down. It's Dumb People Town. Hey, Townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People, Town.

Population, you.

Population, New.

Population Caldera.

Vince, welcome to town.

Dude, welcome to town.

It's all going to be dumb.

It's all going to be dumb.

I'm sure as you've traversed this life,

you've encountered plenty of dumb in your worlds.

Yes. Yeah. I mean, you can't live in this world and not experience it. Can't live in this damn city and not see a lot of dumb stuff. So where are you, where are you born and raised? Uh, northeast L.A., so Glassville Park. Glass or Rose. I love it. So there's probably dumb as you were growing up and now new hipster dumb on top of the dumb.

It's changed. It's evolved into something completely different. It's a new brand of dumb. Yeah, yeah. Or you're just like, if a second pinball shop opens up in your neighborhood, you're like, I'm leaving. Because it's crazy while I was late, whether it's Malibu, the Palisades, Altadena, Glastal Park, wherever you are, if you're born and raised there, there's been five or six times in your life, we're like, oh, I guess our neighborhood's doing this now. Like if you move to the Palisades or Malibu in the late 6070s, you were just living in the country. It wasn't rich people. Like so you've watched me like, oh, I guess everybody's rich now. Like, you've just watched it become so many things. And seeing all the hobbies that people have too now, like you're saying pinball, I had never played pinball before. They have like a comic book store out there. I joined a pinball league for like one season. The best. Derek Lipkin, our friend who listens to this show is like a pinball enthusiast.

I have a pinball machine. Yeah. That your house. My favorite game, though, is medieval madness. That one's really good. It's my favorite. They're hard to find. And there's also one like the Black Knight, which is sort of like a medieval at Madness. So great tip waltz, which is a really cool bar. In Eagle Rock.

In Eagle Rock on Eagle Rock Boulevard has great pinball machines. And they cycle new ones through. They had one that was like the one we had in our childhood. Very, we had one growing up in our house. The family guy one is one of the most fun ones. and they just, did you know they mapped that exactly for the Shrek?

The Shrek game is the family guy game,

just completely different brain. So they did that with like these two, Flash Gordon and the other one. Yeah. Or Flash. All right. Here we go. Let's show us. Sent it by Sean Anderson, uh, at Sean 70, S-H-A-W-N-E-70.

Emotional support alligator

is no longer welcome in Pennsylvania

Walmart.

Yeah, like, no... S-H-A-W-N-E-70. Emotional support alligator is no longer welcome in Pennsylvania, Walmart.

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