Michael Strassner - Baltimoron

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more!

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0:00.0	On today's episode of Dumb People Town, we've got an excavator attacking cops, we've got a car attacking cops, and we've got the craziest silliest assault you'll ever see.
0:10.7	Michael Straster of the fantastic movie Baltimoreans is with us.
0:14.5	It's all on Dump People Town. Don't miss it.
0:20.1	Dan and Ran and Jay will share
0:22.1	Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose
0:27.0	We'll make the news breaking down each epic bail in Florida there's half-price bail
0:32.0	I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up
0:36.4	So listen to our podcast, Dan
0:39.3	With co-host our man Dan
0:41.3	Man, dirt, don't be a jerk
0:43.3	Because when the music
0:44.3	Which the funny hits and we are gonna take you down
0:48.3	Stick around, make a sound hunger down
0:51.3	It's Dumb People Town
0:52.3	Hey Tadies welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population. Population Strassner. Michael Strassner. Hey, thanks for having me. Good to be here. I'm a big fan of the Strassner method of acting. I re-went and studied at the Strassner School for Acting. Did you really? You started. I did, yep. 80 years ago. I am now 85. You look great. You look great.
1:10.8	Remarkably well preserved. And I was five years old when I started this wonderful acting studio. I can't believe people were like, there were adults who said, I'm going to listen to a five. To this guy. Tell me how to behave. Yeah. How to act. No, I mean, children just act that way. They act that way. There's no inhibition whatsoever. And they're not thinking, how do I behave in this situation? Right, Dan? Exactly. Yes. So, Randy. You threw me a curveball. No look past from Randy at the end of a sentence. Right? Right?
1:44.5	Yeah.
1:45.5	I don't know.
1:46.8	I wasn't there.
1:47.5	I was actually just picturing getting notes from kids on set.
1:50.4	And how...
1:51.5	Can you be better?
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