John Goblikon - Grave Cave

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Rock star, podcaster, and goblin John Goblikon (Right Now podcast) stops by as Randy describes how an Ohio officer was attacked by an inflatable pumpkin, Jason explains why a buriel was halted because a different casket was found in the grave, and Daniel warns you to beware the ice bandit, and so much more!

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0:00.0	You want a problem with an animal?
0:01.2	Feed it.
0:01.8	Right.
0:02.3	It's like, you think you're doing something nice.
0:04.6	Right.
0:05.0	This is like the guy who like dumps a bunch of cereal on his deck when these fat raccoons come up. Because like you're, they're going to come and eat you at some point. I saw a TikTok of an elderly woman feeding a mountain lion. A bear. A bear. I've seen the bear too. Is that AI? A mountain lion.
0:19.7	I don't know, but I'm not going to end well.
0:21.4	No, there's a bear in she's seen it.
0:22.8	We've all called grizzly, man.
0:23.3	Cops come up and they're like, hey, ma'am. I've seen the bear too. Is that AI? A mountain lion. I don't know, but I'm not going to end well.
0:38.7	No, there's a bear in she's a kid. We've also called grizzly, man. Cops come up and they're like, hey, ma'am, can I pet that dog? Can I pet that dog? Wait, what's AI? Can I pet that dog? Yeah. Dan and Rand and Jay will share. Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose
0:40.8	The life they choose will make the news
0:42.9	Breaking down each epic bail
0:44.8	In Florida there's half-rice bail
0:46.8	I'm happy to say they
0:48.8	Couldn't make this up
0:51.2	So listen to our podcast band
0:54.1	With co-host our man Dan.
0:56.3	Van Derr, don't be a jerk.
0:58.3	Because when the music, it's the funny hits and we are going to take you down.
1:03.7	Stick around.
1:04.8	Make a sound.
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