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Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year is host to so many firsts, embarrassing moments, and learning lessons. For Joe, it was time to become a guido (and join The Order of the Phoenix). For Andrew, it was time to become a jock (and stan Katy Perry). Let's reflect on the wonderful woes of being 14 years old in 2010 and all of the drama, missed connections, and body dysmorphia that comes along with it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What? Nothing.
0:01.0	Nothing.
0:02.0	You're like humming and haing and like fixing your shirt.
0:05.0	Oh, geez.
0:06.0	No, you're geezing and joying.
0:08.0	Like it's crazy that you've been geezing on stop.
0:11.0	Yeah, I think that's why you think it's like your young geez. You say one thing, I'm like, oh geez. Oh geez. Oh geez. Oh geez. Here we go, jeez. Geez.
0:22.0	Speaking of geez, Joe, I am here.
0:26.0	You made it.
0:27.0	I'm surviving.
0:28.0	You know, I made it through a night where
0:31.0	I didn't know if I'd ever be back again. I didn't know if I'd ever be back again.
0:33.2	I didn't know if I had a home ever again in my life.
0:36.0	You know, there's nights, there's nights where you go to your home,
0:40.4	the home you sleep in and you share with your life partner and podcast co-host and you
0:46.7	unlock that front door and it's dead bolted and it's 1145 and you're on 4% and you're ringing your door bell
0:56.6	and our neighbors are coming out I'm holding holding a reset. I can't have a
1:03.9	seltzer, a bag of chips. Was it a recircie? It was. It was to cob you? Yeah, I had to
1:09.7	I had one of the nice little calming night. I was so excited I was I'm going to lay in bed like I'm going to have a little snack and
1:15.4	like watch some YouTube videos I am I'm locked out and I'm just thinking like
1:26.2	I really had to check my privilege at the door where it was dead- bolted because I was like wow like this is crazy because there was genuinely a moment where I had no
1:31.7	like I had nowhere to go like I had no home yeah and it was
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