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Good Children

The Long Island Hunger Games

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys learn more about each other than they ever knew possible in this introspective deep dive into some stories you know and love-- and some you'll wish you could forget. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

And I honestly believe it's like the most inside scoop into what's going on in our lives. It's a deep and meaningful conversation every time. It really is quite interesting.

0:18.0

Yeah, I'm different now. With your bubble hat removal?

0:22.0

No, like I'm different, like it's 2011, like, you know, I'm like,

0:28.0

I'm like gee, I like have tumbled her now and like, yeah, I'm drinking black water

0:34.5

and you're eating bees you have no idea what this is you've never seen this where I I

0:38.0

honestly don't remember it

0:39.6

DSLR camera black water dock martins like bruised kneecaps fish

0:44.9

now what is the black water I have no fucking idea it's just black.

0:49.2

The net it's infused withic, a polyphenol containing 77 plus trace minerals, electrolytes,

0:57.5

antioxidants, and amino acids.

0:59.5

Wait, that's kind of a biomat am I not drinking black water?

1:02.6

I think this is bullshit.

1:04.0

Yeah, I think that a lot of the shit is bullshit.

1:06.2

It's like when it says hydration on your water, I'm like, yeah, of course.

1:10.1

Right, yeah, that's a cool.

1:11.8

Zero dies.

1:13.0

$5.50 for the pH ballads water.

1:17.8

Yeah, no, I'm like, okay, all water is pH balance.

1:21.1

Like I'm not involved for that shit, but I love Essentially, yeah, happy Easter. You're giving Easter. I think that my aesthetic I started leaning into just an easter queen.

1:33.0

Yeah, I was the Easter queen.

1:35.0

You were.

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