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Hello, Bugelers, and welcome to Bugel episodes.

Well, it doesn't really have a number. Maybe a code name, a Bugel episode, snoozing Phoenix.

It's not really an episode as such. It's actually have a date either.

I know it does have a date. It's the 2nd of June 2016. That is a date.

I am Andy Zoltzmann, and joining me from New York City on the wrong side of the right ocean.

It's the one and only Senator Satirico, Congressman Comedy Quip, Vice President, very pertinent.

It's John Oliver.

Operation snoozing Phoenix under way, Andy. That is a phenomenal name for an operation.

I'm guessing it's an operation in which every one at the end of it would still be alive.

Nothing really would have changed from the original situation that everyone was in before

the operation was launched. Heavy snooze. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers.

So, yes, Andy, this is something of an update for Bugelers, and that is that, as I think it's

probably painfully clear, I have not been able to do the Bugel properly over the last year,

or some of the say six, six years. Anyway, the timeline is not important, Andy.

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