Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

This is a podcast from thebugelpodcast.com.

Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelos!

No, it's not that, yes. It will be soon.

Very soon. Sooner than you might think, I just slightly less soon than you might think.

21st of October. That's now the official relaunch date.

Yep, I am Andy Zoltzmann, the remaining half of the Bugel, as it was, talking to you live.

From present day London, you want me to prove it? Right, here you are. Here's today's newspaper.

That good enough for you. You want a story from it? Okay, I'll try and hit one that won't upset you.

Right.

Uh, well, what's going on? There, proof that it is indeed September 2016.

So, how the devil are you, Bugelos? One at a time, please? Good. Good. I'm sorry to hear that.

Good. I hope you've all had a lovely summer. It hasn't been too badly spoiled by basically

everything in the world actually and or potentially going disastrously wrong.

It'll all blow over in a few hundred years or so. Just like when the Romans invaded Britain,

we all thought they'd never leave. It's fine now. Besides, we'll all be dead in a hundred years

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