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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, bugleers!

So it's nice to say those words again into a microphone rather than into a mirror.

And welcome to season three of The Bugle, audio newspaper for a still unapologetically visual world.

It is the month of March in the year Rio 2016 and I am Andy Zoltzmann in London,

which is currently still a city in Europe, but by the end of June could be a Caribbean island,

if we vote to leave our continent in a very mutual lurch. And joining me from New York City,

USA and nation presumably braiding itself, not only for what it's about to do to itself in its own

election, but also for Britain colliding into its eastern seaboard at high velocity, if the

Brexit campaign triumphs. It's the FIFA-flying Trump troubleer himself, John Oliver.

Hello Andy! Hello bugleers! Yes, there's an election happening here Andy, in every sense of the words.

The circus is in full swing and this is a strange place to live at the moment.

Yes, and I mean I imagine New York is not the most ardently Trump-favoring city.

In America? Well, it's not, you know, there's still more Trump sympathy than you would think

ideal on a human practical or logical level. Right. I mean still occasionally you see a car with

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