Veterans Fucking Win

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

LIVE from the VFW post in Florence, MA: It's the Kirk Minihane Show, with special guest Jared Carrabis. We delve further into the simmering romance between Mr. Carrabis and the 25-year-old YouTube star with whom he is infatuated. The Steve's a Liar Guy supplies an instant classic parody song. Jared reveals that he has starred in not one, but two sex tapes. We present Commander Tom with a check for $30,000 and he gives Kirk a size small leather vest. Dale answers his phone be cause he's old. (As this recording is taking place, Steve from Providence is more than 40 miles away.)

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0:00.0	Hey KirkmanHan Show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:04.8	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:09.0	Good evening, VFW. How are you guys doing tonight?
0:12.0	That's not good at all. That's not good at all.
0:18.0	That's not good at all. How are you doing tonight?
0:24.0	It's like a seven.
0:27.0	Can anybody hear me okay? Can you hear me?
0:30.0	Okay.
0:32.0	Before I went to prep school, a couple weeks before, my parents went to Bermuda with my brothers.
0:40.0	I said I couldn't go because I made up some excuses.
0:43.0	Truth is, I had this party in my house with these strippers.
0:46.0	I don't know if I ever told this story on any show.
0:49.0	So it was my buddy, Brian Minette, found the strippers.
0:53.0	This is how old night I'm Coropolis. Jared Coropolis is here by the way.
0:57.0	Alright, that's appropriate. That's the level of applause I want.
1:02.0	So no booze though.
1:04.0	That's true, no booze.
1:07.0	So we organized this big party where a bunch of guys, there's like 30 bucks ahead.
1:12.0	You could drink, pop a genos. It was a good time.
1:16.0	But we were all young and they bring this stripper in.
1:19.0	She has like a body guy, whether tawny, that was her name.
1:23.0	And they advertise her as, and this is a different time, 105 pounds of Puerto Rican dynamite.
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