Carrabis Has A Crush

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2020

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Jared Carrabis and his cell phone join today's episode of the Kirk Minihane Show. Jared, it becomes clear, has fallen head over heels for an Internet influencer -- a 25-year-old bombshell who has left him barely able to concentrate on anything else, even as he awaits news of the Red Sox's hunt for a new manager. Kirk barely avoids a feud with Lights Camera Pod leader Jeff D. Lowe. Jared gives his take on the pitched presidential election roiling the country. Big Cat briefly appears to check in on Jared's love life. Kirk offers a glimpse at the new secret project he's been working on, prompting Jared to volunteer that he, too, has some secret projects up his sleeve.

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0:00.0	Hey KirkmanHan Show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:04.8	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:09.0	Any election updates?
0:11.0	I wasn't asking you.
0:13.0	Okay.
0:14.0	You want me to give you an election.
0:17.0	Why have you anything new or not?
0:18.0	I've been paying attention.
0:19.0	Something about Nevada, right?
0:20.0	Like you're very close to the microphone, right?
0:22.0	And before the show, you're just as close to the microphone as I am.
0:26.0	Chair, I was wandering around the stew of a child.
0:29.0	I was literally standing here.
0:30.0	How do you do a little lap?
0:31.0	Why?
0:32.0	Because that would be a hot one?
0:34.0	You want the honest answer to that question?
0:35.0	Yeah, I'd be curious.
0:36.0	Every time I've done this show, you've told me a specific time.
0:39.0	You'd be like, be here at four, be here at five.
0:41.0	And then I would come in at that time and you're already recording.
0:44.0	So when I would walk in, it's like, oh, the show started.
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