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Distorted View Daily

Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […]

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0:00.0

Yes, everybody. Tim back here to introduce a Best of Show for your Black Friday.

0:07.5

Believe it or not, I went up to Ash Dubula for Thanksgiving and then basically right after the meal I drove back down to Cincinnati

0:16.5

Look I could only deal with those people for a few hours I was literally in town for about a day.

0:24.0

It's like a five hour drive home, but you know what?

0:27.0

It was worth it.

0:28.0

I'm still sick, although I'm doing much better, right?

0:31.0

You can already hear it in my voice. I can almost hit those high notes.

0:37.0

Yeah, almost. I can almost hit those high notes.

0:40.0

Listen, the real reason I'm here is to announce a few things.

0:44.1

One, the Distortive U store is officially open.

0:48.0

D.V. T. shirts, hoodies, for some reason, underwear, plus a huge assortment of drinkware and fun stuff.

0:56.2

Check it out, Distortedview.com.

0:59.0

Today I only get 20% off your order when you use promo code.

1:03.2

Betam.

1:04.0

That's beta mail, all one word,

1:06.3

B-E-T-A-M-A-L-E.

1:10.1

That coupon code will work as long as you're spending at least $10 again.

1:14.3

Promo Code beta mail in the Distorted View store.

1:18.0

Also, Sideshow memberships are on sale.

1:22.0

I believe this is the last time you will ever see

1:24.3

side show memberships this low. Five dollars for monthly memberships,

1:28.8

50 dollars for yearly and you can even save on lifetime memberships where you never

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