Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:38:11.02 Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08 Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60 Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52 Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61 Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02 Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36 Sugar Baby Shoots […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 coming up on the program today, giving
0:05.4	reparations to the black man who ain'tily sodomized me.
0:09.2	Plus, that's a sentence, pissing down the aisle of a plane, and one man is contemplating giving
0:16.2	up wiping his ass.
0:18.2	All this for sure voicemails tonight!
0:19.8	You know when you had the club and you see two big booties? You want to stick your head in between them and make them twerk?
0:30.0	It's kind of like a sandwich.
0:35.0	A Twerke sandwich.
0:38.0	Let them games begin.
0:40.0	I see, then waddling then, double guss, bubble butts, rubbery flopry flops of skin.
0:46.0	Yama's too fast to get into the club.
0:48.0	Put my head between your buns, pounds of mouths shaking round like jowes on a bloodhound.
0:53.6	Drop it like a guillotine, your booties get the floor clean.
0:57.8	Jump it like a dump truck with depth, dunk a dunk.
1:01.8	Ladies, you're fatter than a hip-apotomous.
1:05.0	Yig! Girls, we beg you, whip that ass on us.
1:09.0	Oh, put my head between your bums.
1:12.0	Go ahead and smack it.
1:13.0	Go big girl, go big girl, go.
1:16.0	Make me a twerk and sandwich.
1:18.0	Put my head between your buns.
1:20.0	Go ahead and snack it.
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