Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:42:18 Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals! 02:54:02 DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE 03:35:06 My Thanksgiving Break 06:38:11 Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed” 09:09:14 A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist 10:38:14 The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday 16:02:16 A Glitch In The Matrix And […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, November 27th,
0:03.0	2023, coming up on the program today,
0:05.0	kicking off the Christmas season
0:07.0	with a bunch of Mary Utards,
0:09.0	plus an idiot experience is Uranus in retrograde, grabbing your morning Venti-Kami
0:14.6	witchcraft cold brew and a salt with a deadly Oreo cookie. All coming up today. Oh, fuck, fuck me. Oh, fuck.
0:25.0	Oh, fuck me.
0:30.0	Oh, fuck.
0:31.0	Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
0:34.0	Fuck me!
0:36.0	Oh, yeah, oh, oh,
0:38.0	fuck, yeah,
0:40.0	fuck, yeah,
0:41.0	fuck,
0:42.0	uh, oh god, Fuck, fuck, fuck, huh. Oh, God!
0:44.0	Oh, God!
0:45.0	Oh, God!
0:47.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:48.0	Oh, but
0:50.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:54.0	Oh, fuck, fuck,
0:57.0	Oh, me!
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