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Keeping Records

Vermonster (with Allison Raskin)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5726 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Shelby gets a little philosophical. Allison helps us get a little introspective. And EJ has chapped lips.  Allison Raskin (writer/director/comedian/YouTuber/podcaster/mental health advocate!!!) is here for some high brow, some low brow, some pure comedy gold. And the artifacts? Ohhhh these artifacts. You don't see artifacts like these every day. There's music and movies and food and warm feelings, which (we hope) are all the aliens' favorite things (fingers crossed). Also, our source at NASA has all but confirmed that this record manifested the Blink-182 reunion tour announced this week, so if you're 28-38 years old..... you're welcome, from all of us here at Keeping Records/NASA :-) Allison's Artifacts:  Get Over It (2001 Film) Blink-182's Enema of the State (1999 Music Album) Allison's Childhood Stuffed Animal BobFred (Ephemera) Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream in the Flavor Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz! (Food) The Feeling Of Someone You Love Wrapping a Dry Towel Around You When You Get Out Of a Pool (Feeling) Follow Allison on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:19.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.

0:26.6

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:30.6

Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all.

0:34.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.0

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.1

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.1

Wow.

1:01.3

Wow.

1:04.1

Hello.

1:06.4

E.J.

1:07.4

Yeah.

1:08.9

What's up?

1:09.8

Shelby, what's up with you? No. No. Seriously. No. Yeah. What's up? Shelby, what's up with you?

1:11.5

No.

1:12.2

No.

1:13.0

Seriously.

1:13.9

No.

1:16.1

Seriously.

1:17.3

What's new?

1:18.6

What is new?

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