Haunt Me, Paul (with Sam Sanders)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

An episode full of shocking revelations. Someone in the room (EJ) has never been to TGI Friday's. Someone else in the room (Shelby) thinks Taylor Swift is a psychopath. And someone else in the room (our guest Sam Sanders [It's Been a Minute, Vibe Check, Into It]) didn't know that Jason Mraz says he's Mr. A to Z because Mr. A to Z spells... Mraz . Also we rarely get this topical/controversial but if you're looking for a primer on the entire DWD drama between Oliv*a and H*rry and J*son, we've got a literal NPR reporter (our guest Sam Sanders) to take you through it beat by beat. At some point, artifacts were sent to the aliens. Sam's Artifacts: Continuum by John Mayer (Music) "Pop-Up Video" (Audio-Visual) Really Good California Edibles (Drug) Carly Rae Jepson (Person) Funyons (Food) Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper (Ephemera) Follow Sam on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.0	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.1	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:57.5	Well, well, well, well, you're hearing us come out of a sad conversation.
1:05.8	We're going to try and be a little bit normal now.
1:09.2	But just know us now. be a little normal now but just no 40 seconds ago we were talking about so literally sad
1:18.8	welcome back to keeping records the show where we cannot stop singing well. Yeah.
1:29.2	We try to stop.
1:30.0	Seriously.
1:34.9	I literally like, I've like screamed at the top of my lungs to try and get these vocal chords to be less perfect.
1:36.2	It's hard.
1:39.5	I'm perfectly on pitch whether I want to or not.
1:42.9	I'm perfectly unique in New York.
1:44.6	I'm perfectly on pitch, whether I like it or not
1:45.9	Mommy, I mean my mish ma'am and ms I cried
1:48.1	To sit in silence
1:48.9	To sit in solemn silence on a cold dark dock
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